Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
According to department officials, Farber, a 13-year veteran of Ladder Company 8, climbed through a kitchen window and, despite carrying with him a heavy burden of alienation, managed to see all three members of the family to safety.
Yes today’s theme is The Onion but I do love it and am not ashamed of that fact. When it gives me articles like this my faith in humanity is raised a few notches. It is America’s finest news source. The headlines alone are brilliant.
I don’t know of much written in the past decade that can match Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality.
