...as young as we're ever going to get...

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Always earnest, almost never serious, I do not enjoy long walks on the beach or any of that nonsense... I do enjoy good and/or good-looking people, black coffee, margaritas, midnight onwards, hectic cities, philosophy & chatting throw-away metaphysics, &c... I'm more left-wing than I should be, more abstractedly-minded than I should be, more averse to forwards-planning than I should be - at least, if I wanted to 'get anything done in this world'. But since I don't actually want to get anything of that sort done, I'm good.
My life is surreal - like if Kafka and Hunter S. Thompson got together and took a road-trip to Disneyland...

american-apologies:

If Dan Fanelli’s new campaign ad isn’t a blatant example of islamophobia, I don’t know what is.

It’s not even just that I’m struggling to believe that this can be real and serious - but I’m close to no longer believing America can be real and serious. How… can this be on television? Just - how?

Continuing the theme of dull depressing American political fools, I just encountered Sarah Palin talking about how the founding fathers wanted American laws to be made according to Christian teachings. That woman just keeps getting better and better. I always had certain fond feelings towards the founding fathers for their non-Christian/outright-atheist natures - but then who am I to argue with the Alexandrian-library/Wikipedia-sized mass of knowledge that is Ms Palin? Surely soon enough we have to run out of things for right-wingers to appropriate and twist. 

It’s times like these I wish George Orwell were alive. Although, if you tried to write these particular American politicians into a work of fiction I get the feeling the average reader wouldn’t be able to believe it - they transgress those bounds of sheer plausibility. No suspension of disbelief possible when facing such attitudes. It is all disbelief. And, what’s more, it’s disbelief-is-the-only-hope kind of disbelief. Because, otherwise - if you don’t turn away from the story when the characters and plot-lines get this ridiculous - if you can believe they might actually exist in this reality - then what kind of reality is that we’re living in?

Personally I may prefer 1984. Although, my Room 101 would then be filled with Fox News playing on a loop. Ah, I would be too easily undone.

  1. tomorrowstea reblogged this from hawkw and added:
    Excuse me while I vomit.
  2. hawkw reblogged this from mumblesauce and added:
    This is an atrocity.
  3. dazaibrosamu reblogged this from blissandzen and added:
    oh god i just saw this on the daily show. what the fuck.
  4. blissandzen reblogged this from tastiejam and added:
    His last line disqualifies him completely.
  5. broadanddiamond reblogged this from steviemcfly and added:
    This clean cut white guy would like to have a word with you in his Ryder truck, Mr. Fanelli.
  6. tastiejam reblogged this from ataxiwardance and added:
    Sweet fucking WHAT. Who thought this was a good idea?

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